Ahh, you're here!

How exciting is this? Our very first No Faff website.

We've been working on this for a few months now, and it's starting to feel properly real.

In case you've forgotten since we told you about it, we spotted a gap in the ready-to-drink coffee world and decided to give it a go.

No Faff is all about coffee that actually tastes beautiful, just without the caffeine. We've got big plans, but we're starting small and want to build it with people we love.

You've either received this directly from us, or someone we like has passed it on because they think you'll like it too. Either way, you're here, and we're very glad you are.

We've had loads of conversations and meetings, and we're now getting stuck into producing the first batch. In a few months, we'll be hosting a launch and tasting, and we'd love to see you there.

So, if you love coffee, appreciate the gap, have insights or connections, or just believe in us and want to see where this goes… get involved.

As it says on the tin, getting involved is no faff.

  • £10

    A simple way to get in early.
    We’ll keep you in the loop, and you’ll get first access when the batch is ready.

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  • £50

    A proper place in this first run.
    Includes early access, plus a couple of extra bits when it’s ready.

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  • £100

    A bit more of the full thing.
    Includes early access, some extra bits,and an invite to our first tasting evening.

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  • £500

    For anyone who really wants to get behind it early.
    Includes everything above, plus more product and a closer look at how it all comes together early on.

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  • £5000

    For anyone who really wants to get behind it early.
    Includes everything above, plus more product and a closer look at how it all comes together early on.

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