RTD Decaf Oat Flat White · Coming 2026

LESS NOISE.
MORE COFFEE.
NO FAFF.

A ready-to-drink decaf oat flat white for people who love great coffee but could do without the 3am ceiling stares.

No Faff Decaf Oat Flat White
No caffeine crash. No compromise.
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In The Wild

No Faff · In The Wild

ALWAYS WHERE IT NEEDS TO BE. NEVER WHERE IT DOESN'T.

Sunday morning ritual

Sunday morning ritual

The afternoon slot

The afternoon slot

Working late, without the consequences

Working late, without the consequences

"Life's too short for bad coffee. It's also too short for bad sleep."

Marisa and Simon Jacobs, founders

What we believe

DECAF DONE PROPERLY.
OAT MILK. COLD PRESSED. READY WHEN YOU ARE.
NO COMPROMISE. NO CAFFEINE. NO FAFF.

100%

Arabica decaf

Oat

Plant-based milk

RTD

Ready to drink

No Faff · Moments

LIFE'S NICER
DECAF.

Real moments, real people. The everyday pleasure of great coffee with zero guilt.

The first sip

The first sip

Mid-morning, no regrets

Mid-morning, no regrets

The 10pm treat

The 10pm treat

Earned it

Earned it

NO FAFF.

Ready-to-drink Decaf Oat Flat White · Coming 2026

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Made with love (& a lot of decaf) by
Marisa & Simon

LIFE'S NICER, DECAF.

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